The Ugly Truth.
Answers to questions you were too embarrassed to ask.
01
Will this ball fix my slice?
No. It just makes your terrible shots highly visible to everyone on the next fairway.
02
Is this ball USGA conforming?
We didn't ask. But considering it's engineered to find water hazards, they would probably hate it.
03
Can I get a refund if I lose it on the first hole?
Losing it IS our business model. If you make it through 18 holes, you are playing it wrong.
04
Why is it round and not shaped like a banana?
Because your swing already looks like a monkey's, we didn't want to overdo it.